Remember a long time ago when we talked about the different names our family has for the act of passing gas? If not, read here first. Seriously. Go read it. I'll wait.
(Cue Jeopardy Music)
Ready? Okay...now read today's post.
Me: "Where should we go for a quick lunch from the $1 menu, guys? Burger King? Wendy's?"
Little Man: "Mom...we should go to Burger King. Windies is a type of poot. Maybe not the best place to go for food."
Me: (Giant Snort Laugh) "It's not Windies, Buddy. It's Wendy's. Like the girl's name."
Little Man: "Oh. I always wondered why people wanted to eat at a place named after Farts."
Wow. This answers so many questions about his picky eating habits.