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Monday, November 24, 2008

Can I Get a Hook-up?

I want to meet George Lucas. I want to talk face to face with the man who created the genius that is Star Wars. I want him to understand how he has changed my life. I want him to spend an entire week at my house having nothing but Star Wars conversations and watching nothing but various adaptations of Star Wars movies and cartoons. Then I want him to see the hole I have in my heel from the Star Wars Legos that I step on weekly. I want him to see the cost of the Star Wars items that we have purchased over the years and that are on my son's current Xmas list and then open his wallet and offer me a customer loyalty rebate. I want him to personally invite me to the beautifully decorated home in which he now lives thanks to the revenues from said Star Wars Merchandise. Because I am absolutely certain that without my family's support he would be facing bankruptcy right now.


4 Comments:

mommyknows said...

HA! George is probably flattered right now, but kind of scared too!

Hee hee.

4funboys said...

I'm right there with you!

Kristi said...

Amen! we were talking the other night how there has to be NO ONE who has not seen a star wars movie. Cha ching....

Cynthia said...

Hilarious!

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