I kept track...these are the actual words I heard from my children throughout the day. Obviously I need to have another training session about how we need to treat each other. Either that or I need a week away from home, BY MYSELF!!!
- You like baby shows.
- So you like idiot shows.
- Change the channel, I am NOT watching this again!
- Quit chewing with your mouth open.
- Shut up!
- We don't say that in this house, REMEMBER? (At least someone remembers!)
- Leave me Alone!
- Quit Touching Me!
- Get your feet out of my face.
- I'm going to kill you if you do that again.
- I'm telling!
- Get out!
- You are such a jerk!
- Who peed on the toilet? You're s'posed to wipe it off. Come wipe it off!
- That was my glass! You drank out of my glass!
- Gross! You just spit on me!
- I am sick of watching your show. It's always YOUR show!
- I asked first! I asked first!
- It's my turn now, you've been playing forever.
- You always cheat.
- Quit farting, it stinks in here.
- I don't care what you want to do, this is MY game!
- You ALWAYS cheat!
- I'm telling mom that you are being a jerk.
- Give me back my stuff. I said give it back!
- You are such a moron!
- I don't wanna play with you.
- You never let me play the game I wanna play.
- That's cause your games are stupid.
- No they aren't.
- Yes they are.
- OWWWWW! Why did you hit me?
- Cause you said my games are stupid. Why are you so mean to me?
- Why do you keep hitting me?
- Stop it!
- If you hit me one more time I will hit you back.
- I'm gonna throw the cat on you and make him scratch your face.
- What's your problem?
- You're a weiner head,
- No, you are.
- No, you are.
- AAUUGGHH!! Quit calling me that!
- Little man keeps beating the crud out of me.
- No I'm not. I'm hitting him because he's making me mad.
- Big Brother will not shut his mouth. He just keeps going Blah blah blah blah. He just keeps talking! It's making me so mad!
- He ate my cookie! That was MY cookie!
- You smell like a butt.
- How do you know what butts smell like?
(Hysterical laughter - Finally some laughing from both of them!) - Can we sleep in your bed?
- That's my pillow, yours is the stinky one cause your head sweats.
- Gimme that blanket. Gimme the blanket! I said give it to me! Fine, I'll rip your lion's tail off then.
- MOM!!
That's my cue, folks. Wish me luck. This could get ugly.
