Conversation that took place in the back seat on the way to school today:
Little Man: Look! I can blow bubbles with my spit! Can you?
Big Bro: Yeah. Mine are bigger. Watch this one.
Little Man: What if we could blow bubbles with out butts!?
(Hysterical laughter, snorts and guffaws)
Big Bro: Then Dad's Butt Bubbles would be HUGE!!
(More hysterical laughter)
(More hysterical laughter)
I did not participate in this conversation. But had I chosen to make a remark, it would have been something to this affect:
"Yes, Dad's Butt Bubbles would be huge! They would also contain an incredibly noxious, nuclear-like odor that could lay waste to an entire third world country in about 5 seconds flat. I know, because I sleep in the same bed as the man. And apparently, night time is the best time to practice butt bubble blowing, because I notice that's when he does his best work."
